I could not resist and looked at the screen Ghostbells, since I did not even plan to buy or somehow contribute to the promotion of the film. And you know … I made the right choice. Then there will be a certain amount of mat and most likely I will be shut up for this post, perhaps not, but I have to write all the things below. There will be no pictures, just a wall of the text, who is not interested, do not read.

(Loev asked to remove the mats that … the artist Choiz was broken, but since the administration is against it, then alas. )

The main problem of this picture is not even that all the heroes of the woman and the creators completely discarded the events of all previous parts. Well, as discarded, the script was written almost according to the timeage of the very first part, but at the same time those events did not occur at all. Surprisingly, the first 7 minutes it even seems that everything is fine and the film is not deservedly rotted. A great start in the mansion (reference to the library), the title theme (which is important original), then the first character appears, the local analogue of Igor Spengler-Erin (Kristen Wig), which plays in general an adequate person and plays well. But then, somewhere in the 10th minute, Ebbi appears, it seems like the replacement of Peteenkman (Melissa McCarthy) appears, the pun about the convex begins, already minus … practically immediately appears Gilian Goltsman (Kate McKinon)-jokes about gays, again a bullet and a joke about the ass, the second minus. Jokes, jokes, again jokes and all, untenable. As if I were watching Comedy Club. Jokes about shit, urine, sperm and vomiting, and it does not look strange, as if one of them (like ilon) all the time on his wave. No! They are not on their wave, they stupidly joke! I remind you, 20 minutes of the film passed, there are almost 1.5 hours ahead. The whole reference with a ghost in the mansion is just a mockery of the moment in the library, so terrible that I cannot formulate my thought with censorship words, but I will try. I was extremely discouraged, surprised, preoccupied, but only the words “Fiasco” were spinning in my head. But this is only the beginning, then Patti (Leslie Jones) appears and if you thought that racist jokes are unpopular and unstable, then, apparently, you are the only one, because the creators do not think so. And now to jokes about the penis, ass, urine and shit are added jokes about black. Stupid, non -effective, stereotypical jokes about black and Patty are the most stereotypical black, which yells loudly, curses and listens rap, rap and nothing but rap. Marazm was stronger.

Reference to the fire station … https://coldcascasino.co.uk/mobile-app/ God, I can not choose censorship words. Therefore, I will simply say quiet horror, although this will not reflect the present that I feel. And yes, this is not the headquarters of the hunters’ apartment, humble yourself, there is simply a scene with it and it is disgusting. And again jokes about ass, members, ejaculation … jokes and jokes. And here the main stupid of the film appears – secretary Kevin. Again jokes about sex, sexual arousal, asses and members. And Kevin … Tupoooo. Just stupid. Terribly stupid. Incredibly stupid. T.e. This is not Milashka Dzhanin, who, in principle, understands what her tenants do and does not make this sensation out of this, while working on signs of attention to Igor. It’s just a stupoooooo -oooo objective man. A stripper, who for some reason was hired by the secretary and he is also trying to joke, constantly, without stopping. Meanwhile, only 30 minutes of the film passed.

Again jokes, jokes, jokes. A local villain appears, whose motivation I will write a little later. Events on a similar scenario, jokes, pink Ecto-1, remicked main topic, reference to the Sadzhvik hotel (now it is a rock concert), Camo with 3 phrases of original actors … Ozzi. Ozzi, Milljan, why. Yes, in this film there is a second Camo Ozzi Osborn. It, by the way, is in the subject, and in general this whole moment with a rock concert (well, almost all) stands out quite profitably against the background of the rest of the film, but I still do not understand why.

Somewhere by the 55th minute, I just reconciled and realized that there was clearly no good to wait for anything good, but the film still surprised me with a couple of good moments. But before that … jokes about ass, fart, urine and that’s all. A completely fucking excuse for conversation with the mayor, unlike the original again. However, then they show very steeply made all sorts of pieces and outlets that Golzman made to fight ghosts, a new arsenal that looks and sounds very cool. And only everything seems to begin to line up in a folding plot, they catch Sassensa, a villain named Ravan pushes the speech that only he is able to show people the world as he is, but no … again we roll into a second -rate comedy with a joke about Menstra. And yet, after the most interesting moment of the film begins, in principle, and from a visual point of view, when the ghosts were flooded with the whole city, the most adequate Camoo Dan Eikroyd, although he has only 4 replicas, Lizuna, Stay Paffe and, in fact, a battle with the legion of ghosts and the Russian. Unfortunately, these last 30 minutes of the film are not capable of blocking all the dolbobliism that occurs the first 1.5 hours. And again, even at these half an hour, jokes about a member, ass, oral sex and ejaculation periodically slip off, periodically forceing the hand to quickly rush to the face. And no, these are still not witty jokes, these are still very low and vulgar jokes. Rovana, the size of the original Stay Paffe, wins the groin with a shot! In the groin, Karl. This is his Weak Point, t.e. Weak place! Well, you understand, yes? The groin of a man-award is a weak place … funny. No? No, Milljan! If this is not awesome sexism in relation to men, then I do not know what it is.

The film ends with fat such as McCarthy herself with a hint of continuation, and it should be a tearful moment that supposedly the girls became not just a team, but a family, but this does not cause the response that should, for the reasons described earlier. For all the stereotypical images, and most importantly, a rather average game of actors, it was not possible to show the desired interaction of the characters. It was just a platform for gags, vulgar and unbearable gags, and Erin turned out to be the only adequate character that you believe more or less in all this bacchanalia. Even the motivation of the main villain (although it would seem) just looks like a children’s far -fetched garbage! You know why he decided to "take revenge on everyone"? Because he works as a plumber and everyone chews him. Offended, Milljan! And by the way, the rang is translated as “mountain ash”, and in slang means “Pedic”, “Sexy Girl”.

And if you think that I remembered the names of the characters, no! Before writing this text, I watched Wikipedia, because the film is absolutely, but through “o”, does not contribute to the memorization of these characters. I stupidly forgot the names of all, except, actually, Rovan. They (characters) have a hymn, they have one distinctive feature that the entire film is exploited and all these characters are trying to joke inappropriately outside any context. There are no chemistry between the characters, there is no individuality, there is exactly one hymn that they are trying to pass off as the character of the character. Erin – smart, Ebbi – vulgar/fat, Goltsman – unpredictable, Patty – Black, Kevin – stupid (Lord, I don’t even want to know how much Hemsworth was paid for this role so that he agrees), dropped … – um, evil, because … evil. All. This is a failure, gentlemen. Full and deafening, female dog, failure. 3 out of 10. Okay, 4 out of 10 for the final battle and hunting gadgets. I will not say "spoiled my childhood" and so much popular now on the Internet. Spoiled not my childhood, ruined the franchise. Franchise, which kept not so much on ghosts, but on well -worked characters, adequate history with a raid of paraphysics and parapsychology, as well as excellent not vulgar jokes, in the original humor was much thinner.

P.S. Sorry for the ton of text. Until the last, I believed that the film would be good and all the negative reviews that were published, did not want to accept and thought that “maybe it will still be good”, but now … this, billion, disgusting … I have not seen such a bad film for a long time. I don’t know, maybe the day of independence is about 2 about the same, but I had no desire to watch it. And yet, I watched the film in English, so most likely in Russian dubbing many things will be more decent than they are in the original.